May 11, 2007
Funny I should post a picture of my work keys on a day I didn't work, but there you have it. At my last office, I had seven keys on one little purple coil I could wear around my wrist. No biggie. When I came to this office? TWENTY-FOUR. I was assigned 24 keys. I did some rearranging and consolidating and managed to whittle it down to the thirteen or fourteen you see here. Still, those keys could take a person out! One smart whack to the head, man, that's all it'd take.