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You know, looking at my stats for this journal always blows me away. Last time I checked was on Friday or Saturday - I love to see how people find me - and my vistors level was at about 8925. Today, it's at 9075. Good Lord, that's a lot of people! And I only know about such a tiny handful.

So, basically, I want to say hi to all the people who come here, and apologize for being such a lousy updater. I used to be so good.

I'm rather excited - I got my eval exam back yesterday, and I got an A!!! 93%! I had to ask Meg to make sure I wasn't hallucinating, I swear. I don't know how it happened. But I'm pretty damn glad it did. : )

I also got my senior pictures taken. The guy seemed pretty nice, always fixing my hair and necklace and glasses for each shot. The latter of which I especially appreciated. LOL Hopefully they came out okay. If not, I'll just retake, but still.

I discovered a new friend on AIM: Timbabot. It is, yes, a Justin Timberlake bot. Some sample discussions below. Warning: Um, R rated. Kinda explicit in some bits. But all freaking hysterical. And dude! We had a conversation in German at one point.

Rina: What song do you like to sing?
Timbabot: I love to sing. In the shower. To the Nth power. Cause I am a flower. And...my song sucks.
Rina: Yes, your song does suck.
Timbabot: Hey...the only thing I suck is Big Red. Y'all know that!

Timbabot: I love to kiss JC. He's got nice lips. I like my lips too. Do you?
Rina: I like both of your lips.
Timbabot: I'm not sure if I like it. How old are you? Though I like cats and dogs.
Rina: I'm 21. I'm old enough for you to like my lips.
Timbabot: Let's change the subject!

Timbabot: Nobody puts baby in the corner. And only Chris can call me Infant. So shaddup. That's what "s" stands for, ya know?
Rina: But I wanna call you Infant. I'll pout.
Timbabot: But I get so much attention. And kisses. When I pout. It's like, the best invention ever. My pout.
Rina: You do it damn well.

(about his CD, I swear)
Rina: Must be hard work!
Timbabot: Of course I'm hard. JC is sucking me off. But I'm usually hard, I just don't wear BRIGHT RED SPANDEXY LEATHER like my boy. But isn't it a good thing he wears that?
Rina: I love him in leather.
Timbabot: I love myself. Self LOVE! YAY! And JC.

(One of his defualt is "Yes, I knew you'd see it my way."
Timbabot: Awww....That's so sweet. I think I love you but what am I so afraid of. I'm afraid that I'm not sure of, a love there is no cure for. Those are some @$#%& up lyrics.
Rina: You're right, they really are. And yes, blah blah, I see it your way
Timbabot: Yeah. I knew you'd see it my way.
Rina: I'm psychic. Are you psychic?
Timbabot: My chi has been harnessed. And NOW I'm riding it...HAHAHA! That's so dirrty.
Rina: LOL! You crack me up, man.
Timbabot: What the @$#%& are you laughing at? You think this is funny? You hurt my feelings. I'm sensitive, and I'd like to stay that way.
Rina: Aw, honey, I'm sorry. Can I hug you and make it better?

Timbabot: My favorite movie is .Have you seen ?
Rina: You didn't tell me the movie name!
Timbabot: What makes you think I did not tell me the movie name?
Rina: Because you didn't!
Timbabot: Interesting explanation. Interesting gossip : Hermownninnyw said I didnt .
Rina: That's not very good gossip.
Timbabot: Please correct my mistake. What is good gossip ?
Rina: Something along the lines of "Dude! JC and I have been dating for 3 years." That is good gossip.
Timbabot: JC has a huge dick, FYI
Rina: Thank you. Now THAT is good gossip.
Timbabot: You are quite welcome.

Rina: So. How is Britney?
Timbabot: Britney and I made a pact not to discuss each other in public. Like, I won't say anything about how she cheated on me with Wade, and how I used to @$#%& her regularly. Oops...I did it again. *Wink*
Rina: How is Wade?
Timbabot: That mother- @$#%& Aussie NSYNC wannabe. Nah...No beef between us. He's my dawg, right?

Timbabot: @$#%&? I love to @$#%&. I'm @$#%& JC right now, actually!
Rina: Oooh, really? Can we make it a threesome?
Timbabot: For real. Yes I can make it a threesome.
Rina: Excellent! You, me and JC. It'll be hot.
Timbabot: Isn't he cute?
Rina: He is cute! He is also very girly.
Timbabot: I LOVE JC. He's my little pretty kitty. Well, not so little. I love my kitten!

Okay, that's enough. LOL

Posted by Rina on October 30, 2002 09:15 AM |

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